I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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