We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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