some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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