its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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