Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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