Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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