Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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