Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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