Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
