I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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