nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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