we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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