Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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