I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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