these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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