You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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