I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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