I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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