I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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