Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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