Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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