So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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