He is such a slut. More and more my type.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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