Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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