You surviving the open bar?
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I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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