Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
no. you can't hotbox the world.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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