your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
How's work?
Spinning.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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