even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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