from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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