I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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