Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
i love accidental penises.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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