Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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