sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
i believe in u and ur pee
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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