I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize