i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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