just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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