This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
