Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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