So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
