whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Tornado booty call.. dedication
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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