Three words: puerto rican gang bang
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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