It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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