escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
the raccoons are back...
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