so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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