its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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