Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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