Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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