will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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