didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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