I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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