Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Just high enough for therapy.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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