it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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